analysing blogs...

i was reading blogs since morning..since i have nothing else to do..and i read almost 50-60 blogs....most in english..some in some weird language but with lots of pics of hot chicks..:D..i dont understand the lang but we all can understand the universal lang of pictures ..right??..hehe..yea..wht i wanted to say was tht many ppl tend to blog in some kinda weird sophisticated english...im sure thts not how they normally talk..seriously cant be...who talks like "i was sitting on the beach and sun dipped in to the sea leaving us all with a warm glow and i felt like the heavens opened on me as the cool drops of rain hit me"...dude...wtf...cant they just write "i was sitting on the beach and sun was setting and then it strted raining like shit..."...we all know tht the sun has to set sometime or the othr..so if u keep sitting on the beach u will see it sometime or the othr...and then u were caught in the open when it was raining and instead of running for cover..u chose to sit thr and enjoy it and then had to end up in bed in pneumonia wrting blogs with so crap that even shakespeare will have to refer the internet to know the meaning of those godamn words u use...
next...y do ppl tend to get philosophical while writting blogs...i mean how often do u find some guy talking to u on true meaning of god,differnt meanings of life and such crap...but while writing..woaaa..everyone has to talk abt some crap like tht..y?..just to show ur not mentally challenged???ok..whateva..i cant analyse your world more than this..my small brain is almost on the verge of bursting...