Monday, June 16, 2008

my superhero friend

well...yes..superhero..as usual , let him ne annonymous...but im sure ppl who know him will realise who he is...:D...my frnd from PUC...a real hero..

i mean some superheroes can fly, some can bend iron, some can chew steel, some creep up behind u in the dark, some can jump from building to building using webs, some fight using awesome sharp swords, some have great bodies (elektra, catwoman..:D), some beat inncents, some steal money and give to the poor, some shoot lasers out of their eyes, some throw boomerangs, some chase in u bikes and kill u....but a NEW GENRE OF SUPERHERO WAS BORN THAT DAY...yes..a SUPERHERO WHO HAD SEX FOR 5-6 HOURS CONTINUOUSLY NONSTOP.....:O..:O..:O...

yes..im not lying..i swear...this story is extremely true..another frnd can testify ..we were both there when it happened...this is how it happenend..

one day, we were comin back from coll after a tired day of staring at suri's blank face...as soon as me and my frnd (ill call him kurt cobain..)..so me and kurt got out of the bus and was standing talking at the bus stop..that day my superhero frnd hadnt come to class..(lets call him shatabdi)...then we suddenly saw that shatabdi was standing at the bus stop..he were shocked since he had a bag on his shoulders and he hadnt even come to coll that day...so, naturally we asked him what the hell he was doing outside with a school bag..so he was like.."nothin..just waiting for u guyz"..so we said.."ok..but y do u still have ur bag...whr did u go in the morn..instead of cmin to coll".. he was smiling like a fool..he said it hapened today..so i said wht happened re asshole...he said..." u know tht girl who used to live in my apts...shes moving out of town in 2-3 dayz so she just walks up to me and tells me"hey shatabdi, from the time ive seen u ive been wanting u..chal lets have sex"..so i said ok...thts y i didnt come to coll.."...me and kurt r totally stunned...we r like wtf...stop lying assole....just to humour him we ask him how he did it and the details...he says" we went to her apts and did it...she gave him head for an hr (:O)..and then he gave her face for an hr..(:O)...then they had sex for 3-4 hrs nonstop...NON FUCKIN STOP...:D...
well..we just walked away...wht else can u do...
he still sticks by his story..come what may....well..i would have thght that the gurl would have died either of exhaustion, dehydration or maybe even starvation..lolz...but shatabdi says she was fine and he wasnt tired at all..since he practises kung fu i thnk...some martial art...well...should be called marital art in the case of this superhero...
now u may guyz have realised y i call him shatabdi...it takes shatabdi exp 4 hrs to reach bangalore from madras..yes..that too nonstop..almost..hehe...
anywayz any gurls want to know who shatabdi is just write to me and ill gladly tell u...any guyz ant tips from shatabdi ...same applies to u...well...ok then..cya...choo chooo...chug chug..lolz..

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

In-fucking-sanely funny post. CHOO CHOO!!

Anonymous said...

looooooooooooooooooooool

Anonymous said...

hee hee

Full Of Life said...

ROFL your posts are hilarious!!! Hahahahaha this one esp :P.
n i agree with that comment... in-fucking-sanely it is !! :D

Anonymous said...

"he gave him head for an hr (:O)..and then he gave her face for an hr..(:O)".... FACE?? really?? is that what its called?? O.o

arvind said...

lolz...thnxz all...u motivate me..:P..

@meta..yes..if we r talking abt the same thing..its called face...:))..awesome name na..

Anonymous said...

lol.......awsme re........hey u ppl if in cse wnt to knw who the fk is "kurt cobain".....cn cntct me........

Anonymous said...

get more inspiration soon.