ok...long time...i havent been getting any cool ideas for writing a post...yea..been kinda busy...but some guyz kept pressurising me to write a post..:P..and here it is...and btw...the characters in this post are true and still alive, as of my knowledge...here goes..
ok..2 of my good frnds went abroad this summer for internship..this post is about them and dedicated for them...(btw..one of those guyz said "arvind , we r more than frnds"..:O...ok..whateva..)
the first guy will be referred to as Humpty Dumpty..:)..this guy is in vienna, austria doing his internship. Skipping and hopping all through out europe he has proved that he is a total fool and i wonder why did god let go to tht place at all...c'mon..if u wanted to study , u could have stayed back in india, right..like me..hehe...the only reason i thnk i would wanna go to austria is, if i wanted to enjoy and not study.let me tell u some incidents from this chaps life....
he is in austria ...DOSENT DRINK BEER...:O :O :O....tries to drink wine and passes out on the road after a glass..and wakes to find himself in a austrian harlem...yes..they exist...i have a foto..ask for it if u see me..:))....i seriously dont know wht went on in thr and dont wanna know too....there is apparenly a smokin hot gurl in his dept who has made some moves on him...Y?Y?Y?Y?Y?Y?Y?Y?....and as he is a total nice guy, he has ignored her and is currently trying to make a move on his prof...guy named tobias....wow...aint tht cool...
went to amsterdam , where rest of his frnds got lapdancers to dance for them while he watched and vowed to bathe in the ganga once he got back to india...this is a conversation tht took place between him and me...
Arvind: so u didnt get a lapdance???:O...wtf man
Humpty: ob no...its so disgusting re...beautiful blonde girls with awesome bods crawling over u...yuck..i hate it..
Arvind: OMG.. u freak....whts wrong with u..
Humpty: well..if u were in my position, u would nt have done it either...i mean.. dont u have a conscience...
Arvind: i have a conscience..hence if i had come from thr without doing it..i would have suicided..u gay fuck...
Y?Y?Y?Y?Y?Y?.....y does it happen to him ...and of course how could i forget...he goes to a party and a aussie chap invites him over to his farm house for the weekend...yea...just the 2 of em..alone...secluded farmhouse..only way in is to drive or take a ride....FISHY????...he thinks no....he goes for the weekend...comes back on monday..a lil sore on the backside and a lot wiser..hehe..:D...
misses a amazing rock concert featuring artists like RATM,BFMV,opeth etc...to hike to a secluded lake alone and enjoy the scenery...
i cant write any more..or ill end up throwing up on my laptop ...lets get down to the 2nd chap...if u thght this chap was a nerd, guess again....hes a total perv..:P
lets call him Chinky Hunter for the time being....and hes not chinky...so u get it right..??..:))..
he is in singapore doin his "internship"...stayin in a coed hostel ....with his room mates who r coeds..whenever i ask him wht hes doin he tells me " nothin much re ..just tired from all the work"...yea..true..even i would be very tired all the time if i was in a coed chinky hostel..lolz..:D
his fav past time is to go on sumthin known as the "night safari"...yea..from the name u might think its one of those tours to see wild animals..but...no...far from tht...
he goes alone into the vast, unchartered and dangerous(??)..territory of his hostel..hehe..and sits in some corner and camps for chinky's to come out...just like hunters camp near water holes to shoot the deer..he sits near the water cooler and wait....even chinkys need to drink water right??...brilliant chap...amazing idea..even i would have never thght of tht..:D...
but, i gotta give it to him..hes gone thr to do some experiments of "puppet valves"..sumthin to do with a puppet show..any tailor could have done it i guess...but chinky hunter is on the prowl....and all u chinkys out thr...well...sad....
anywayz..this is just a post to keep u guyz reading till my next one is up....its the 4th song..called "the tree of life"...cya
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you got my intentions completely wrong.
and it is Poppet valves not puppet
Amsterdam...what...when...where...who??....and yeah beer sucks.....and which Aussie guy??
wow...more than 1 aussie guy huh...:O :O..
OMG :O
hi....im interested in meeting the author of this story...please reply here if your interested in a good time and i will contact you
woah....im the author dude...didnt u know???..wtf do u mean by good time??..:O :O :O
Someone's going to have a good time :D :D
Hi,
me again...i see ur interested in a good time....which city are you in...i can book a room for the 2 of us
and besides it was an aussie chick who asked me to go hitchhiking with her to Berlin...but i regrettably had to deny her coz it was a weekday and i had work.
omfg.. this is even worse than the aussie chap or the missed football match.... /cry
When u get paid according to the number of hours u work and have limited vacations, going on a three day trip on weekdays can prove to be very harmful to my finances here as well as my reputation
as if this story hasnt totally rubbished your "im straight" theory...hehe..:D...reputation kathe....kch..
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